A Not-So-Brief History of the Things I Hate

The original list came from my old blog in friendster. I only rediscovered and updated it now. So here it is...

THE LIST

1. - Being in a conversation in which I know for a fact that everything I say is going to be wrong (Ex. I voice my OPINION on abortions in a debate while in the back of my head, I know that no matter how much data and charisma I put into it, I'll still lose)
2. - Being in a "Damned if you do, Damned if you don't" situation. (Ex. Someone "borrowed" my swimming goggles and at the exact same time, I was playing with some of my classmates which NEEDED goggles...that someone happened to female...Negotiation and Diplomacy was inapplicable...If I tried to get it back by force, people annoy me by calling me a maniac...If I didn't get it back, my eyes will hurt from all the dirt and other crap in the pool)
3. - Not being able to hate someone because of some reason...
4. - Cheap inkjet printers
5. - Unreasonably Optimistic People
6. - Unreasonable Pessimistic People
7. - Feminist Fanatics
8. - Religious Fanatics
9. - Overly Defensive People
10. - Being assigned to work in groups
11. - Being awakened on a weekend morning to do a group work
12. - Doing any form of unpaid work
13. - Going to school
14. - Too much socializing
15. - Whenever a woman says that men and women have equal rights even though we don't always do equal work
16. - Traffic
17. - Sometimes Myself
18. - Whenever I lose my pen
19. - Overly moist hands being wiped on my face even though the person has a hanky
20. - Whenever anybody argues with me for no reason
21. - Whenever I'm wrong
22. - When someone I hate is right
23. - Sweeping
24. - Whenever someone does the exact opposite of what I want them to do (ex. I say go left but you go right, I say up but you go down, I say die but you continue to live)
25. - Whenever someone tells me to go to hell
26. - Whenever someone tells me the above statement because I then have to say that I'm already there
27. - Long nails
28. - Long nails beings used to claw on me
29. - Knowing that the quality of my hatred decreases significantly as I try to add more and more so as to make it seem like it's "worth it"
30. - Freaking long Hate lists that after you read you think to your self, "That was a pointless and utter waste of my time while I should have been doing my homework. There is a minuscule chance that I could have been doing something 'productive'. But noooo. I had to sift through this pile of pessimism and hope to get a chuckle out of it."
31. - Doing dishes
32. - Whenever things end up "inversed" (I want to help someone but I accidentally contribute to doing the exact opposite...I think)
33. - Being unsure of things
34. - Feeling like I'm somehow letting my family down
    
    - When people don't realize that I'm completely serious when I tell them to do what they want, because it's really hard to follow that advice
35. - Whenever someone makes me speak English because they like my sarcastic voice...
36. - When a window of hope is unceremoniously closed
37. - When I finally learn to appreciate someone, they move to some other country.
38. - The fact that most people really don't know what they are supposed to know
39. - The fact that some people know what they're really not supposed to know
40. - The incredible pettiness of school-age children
41. - Being called sexually repressed
42. - The belief that my denial of my sexual repression is yet another proof of its existence
43. - Having to force myself to develop a sense of humor where in sex is always a joke
44. - Having to pretend I am obsessed with sex
45. - Finding out that I'm really good at pretending
46. - Finding out that I'm a compulsive liar
47. - Fake British accents that sound Aussie
48. - My shortening attention span
49. - The word "senioritis"
50. - People who try to appear "deep"
51. - Posers
52. - Not realistically being able to push the hate list over the 1000 mark this time
53. - Wanting to say inappropriate things to inappropriate people
54. - Whenever things I want to stay the same change
55. - When things I want to change don't do it fast enough
56. - My lack of empathy
57. - Gays
58. - Gays
59. - Gays
60. - Gays
61. - Gays
62. - Gays
63. - Homos
64. - Gays
65. - Spammers
66. - Spam
67. - When people sometimes assume that I'm writing about them in my diary -- I ALMOST always ever write about me. This is my diary, not yours.
68. - The fact that the above sentence is probably I lie
69. - When I write brilliant, self-evidently true advice that I myself cannot follow
70. - The hassle of avoiding someone
71. - Having to write a research paper
72. - Having to write a draft of it
73. - Having to write a SECOND draft of it
74. - The strangeness when someone sends a msg saying that they're the angel of death and they've come to take you away but ending the msg with "take care".
75. - a certain dickhead who stole sound files from my computer
76. - traitors in my group who helped the dickhead steal them in the first place
77. - traitors
78. - losing in major events
79. - whenever I put a coin in pay phone that refuses to give back change even though I only used up P1.00 of the P5.00 I put in
80. - Arcade games with defective controls
81. - God's apparent hatred of me
82. - Every time someone says God loves us all equally
83. - That I am unable to stop being an egotistical narcissist
84. - That one of my best teachers won't be around next year
85. - Doing the same mistakes over and over
86. - Writers who write and publish something crappy, then forcing innocent teenagers to read it as part of their curriculum
87. - Hugh Jackman
88. - Not being able to have my morning cup of coffee
89. - My low tech Yahoo Messenger
90. - The fact that emotions often have no relationship whatsoever to reality
91. - The fact that some of Domenic's philosophical questions make my brain itch
92. - The limited offensive maneuvers when physically combating females
93. - The ridiculously messy HTML that Microsoft Word produces when I save a document as a web page
94. - Whenever a certain SOMEONE keeps telling me that I hate Pamela's hands (people, I hate the moisture...not the hands)
95. - The fact that every time I go to school it's impossible not to hear a word relating to sex
96. - People who repost the same damn bulletin more than 10 times in a row
97. - Rene Descartes
98. - Having no idea what I actually want and not having the guts to just make something up and run with it
99. - Pornography: I'm glad that I never conditioned myself to find it anything but really disgusting and weird. Thank you, slow modem
100. - Baby sitting demon-possessed six year olds
101. - The fact that I had to cancel a group meeting to take care of the said demons
102. - That there are no exorcists in the phone directory
103. - Running into old friends who aren't really old friends but probably want to think they are
104. - Finding black leather jackets, waxed sports cars and guns more appealing than women
105. - Whenever someone explains something with the quote "It was God's will."
106. - MMORPG
107. - MMORPG Fanatics
108. - Every time someone starts talking about the name of their pokemon
109. - Every time someone starts talking about the name of their pokemon when it evolves
110. - Every time anybody starts spamming my YM
111. - Every time anybody spams my YM by repeatedly typing her boyfriend's name
112. - Every time anybody spams my YM by giving me unwanted updates about their Game Life
113. - Whenever someone suddenly Buzz! my YM and it turns out to be someone I was previously talking about
114. - The fact that I have to postpone writing this for a while because someone has a problem installing the Sims 2
115. - The fact that I postponed this and I still can't get the Sims 2 to work on her computer
116. - Getting my hair pulled
117. - Getting powder all over my hair
118. - The fact that I have to wait another year before I can use a scalpel on a living organism
119. - The fact that I know some very important things that I can never tell to anybody no matter how much I trust them
120. - The very surprising fact that I have never said the phrase........i........l-love.....you....in literally months...even in my head
121. - not being able to think of a good new year's resolution even though it's already been two months since
122. - that my resolution is find the guts to say I LOVE YOU to at least one non-relative person within the year
123. - the fact that I will probably fail that resolution
124. - Now one of school notebooks is missing
125. - The extreme indecisiveness of by superiors
126. - The very alarming fact that my sarcasm and bitterness have been declining recently
127. - people that no matter how good you are in diplomacy, they still end up being a complete pain in the ass
128. - Panic! At the Disco
129. - Whenever my sister starts playing crappy songs on the computer
130. - whenever I have to work with annoying people
131. - whenever I have to work with annoying people that eventually transfer to another group
132. - whenever the leader of the *other* group talks to me and BEGS me to take the other person back because their script is full and that they can't accommodate her
133. - whenever I find out that I can't accommodate her either because my script has also been completed
134. - the fact that I had to revise the script out of pity
135. - the fact that I am regretting having pity
136. - not being able to play violent video games or watch violent movies to ease my stress
137. - RUNNING OUT OF MY F*U*C*K*I*N*G PILLS!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
138. - people who blame me for their own damn stupidity (example, SOMEONE calls my phone repeatedly to warn me about a deadline I already know then demands that I pay for her cellphone bill)
139. - the fact that my lies sound more credible than the truth
140. the fact that I've moved from sexually repressed to sexually frustrated
141. being physically aroused
     
142. being physically aroused someone despite that someone knows number 141
143. having no *acceptable* or *dignified* way of releasing said arousal
144. my crappy keyboard
145. being more bitter than am I sarcastic
146. being a manipulative bastard
147. being an incompetent manipulative bastard
148. pulling out of what could have been a first kiss
149. rejecting a childhood friend to be something more intimate because of reasons I cannot put here
150. disturbing rediscovered comments in my old blog in friendster
151. the lack of a drummer in my band, The Phantasm String
152. getting into an argument when I'm not in the mood
153. getting into an argument when I'm not in the mood and while playing DotA
154. getting into an argument with someone who forgets about it overnight
     
155. getting into an argument about my principles
156. headaches caused by said arguments
157. total incompetence in apologies
158. communists
159. leftists
160. marxists
161. democrats
162. libertarians
163. centralists
164. MILF
165. NPA
166. al-qaeda
167. IRA
168. activists
169. activism
170. That I have ONLY one reply to when I'm accused of being gay
171. awkwardness
172. awkwardness induced by peers
173. awkwardness induced by peers and a play
174. How hard it is to even reach 200 for my list
175. my inability to compose a decent play
176. The idiot who purchased the cliff where I always like to hang out
177. having a vintage camera
178. having no film for my vintage camera
179. my inability to function as the lone wolf I always wanted to be
180. review centers
181. that a certain person neglects her friendster and YM
182. that a certain person isn't coming back from the US yet
183. that certain people are going to the US (Damnit! The place is a mess so why are you going there???)
184. I REALLY REALLY hate how I can't forget about my pride for even one second and make a decent frontal apology...damnit
185. CINDY SHEEHAN
186. MICHAEL MOORE
187. More to come,,,